(According to the media)
5. Claude Lemieux provided too much veteran leadership.
4. Previous seasons somehow made the Sharks play worse this season.
3. Jonas Hiller never played hockey in his life before, therefore the Sharks suck.
2. The Sharks had no heart. (The physical heart, not the courage crap. They're robots.)
1. Patrick Marleau and Joe Thornton let in too many goals.