To the viewer of the 1000th view and to Mr. K of Fear the Fin, I present you, the almighty E-Five:
[Editor's note]: If you work linked here from somewhere else, please don't leave me, read here often...
[Update 1:17 pm]: Puck Daddy put the "Semenov to Nichol T-Shirt" as one of his links. I got so excited I punched the first person I saw in the face (sorry mom).
[Update 3:17 pm]: First new person who makes a comment get's an E-five!