We all knew this day was coming. IT was going to happen. It was just a matter of when.
(photoshop of Joe at the apocalypse).
Yes. Joe Thornton is now captain of the San Jose Sharks. Yes, be worried. Why? Let me tell you a story of what happens when somebody becomes Captain.
We'll name this guy "Player A."
Um, totally forgot I was working on this piece from October. All I know is that I had great fantastic amazing thoughts to put down, but forgot what they were. Posting this because... why not.