Showing posts with label Adventure of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adventure of the day. Show all posts

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Adventure of the Day: Pain

The following takes place between 9:10 AM and 10:00 AM

9:10 Off to PE! My favorite class. It's really just recess but for high school.

9:13 We're playing dodgeball? Awesome.

9:25 God I'm such a good dodgeball player. I'm awesome. I love myself so much.

9:30 So yeah you're gonna stand two feet away with me with a ball huh? Well I have a ball too. I'm gonna wait for you to throw, I'll dodge, and get you out.

9:30 and 5 seconds later OWWWWWWWWWWWW. Did I really get hit in the balls by a kid who sucks at dodgeball? Walk it off, no one saw.

9:35 So yeah I'm okay now. Let's just focus on winning another game now.

9:40 Ooh look at this guy. He thinks he's good. Probably thinks he can get me out. Ball me Blazer!

9:41 Okay I got a ball now but another kid is standing right in front of me. Oh look that guy throws the ball, damn he's probably going to hit that kid right in the face. Whoa I'm right behind him, I should dodge too.

9:41 and 2 seconds later WOW REALLY? AGAIN? OWWWWWWWWWWWW HOW'D THAT EVEN HIT ME? It was going to hit the other kid in the face and all of a sudden it takes a dip and hits me in the nuts again.

9:43 Oh awesome the teacher is making fun of me now.

10:00 PE is over. Carry on with your day now.

Today wasn't very fun. I was going to try to make this related to the Sharks but I give up. Closest I can get is Sharks got kicked in the nuts twice yesterday.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Adventure of the Day: Sickeness

The following takes place between 7:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M.

7:40 (I'm in the car going to school) Hmmm... my stomach feels funny, maybe if I eat something I'll feel better. I'll get something at school.

7:50 What should I eat today? I think I'll go to Cindy's Deli. Those bagels with ham, cheese, and eggs look pretty good. What? Two bucks? Awesome, what a steal.

7:55 OH MY GOD! MY STOMACH IS BURNING and this bagel is really really good. Might as well try to finish it... Why's it taking so long to eat? I normally eat these things in a few seconds.

7:56 CAN'T...EAT...ANYMORE! I feel light headed, I'm just gonna chill in this chair for a bit.

The following takes place from 8:00 A.M. and 9:00 A.M.

8:00 Uh-oh I'm gonna be late for class, better get going.

8:01 WHY IS MY CLASS ALL THE WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF CAMPUS, THIS IS TAKING FOREVER...

8:02 I don't think I could make it... I don't think I could make it... I don't think I could make it... Just keep walking Nathan... I don't think I could make it... I don't think I could make it...

8:03 My head and stomach feel funny? WTF?! Oh nice a rail I could lean on. I'm just gonna chill here for a bit.

8:04 Oh great my friend that always messes with me is walking by. "Hey dude, don't touch me I feel like I'm gonna puke." (insert puke making noise here)

8:05 My friend says, "Hey dude you should really see the nurse. You should go home." (In my head) Oh yeahhh that's a good idea.

8:10 Me talks to the nurse. In my head, "Woah the nurse is a dude." Advises me go home... Me call mother... Mother on her way.

8:25 FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh what a good day...